You don't have to be smart. Just be the BEST in the trade you pursue!

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    "i have come to realize and i have been told that i'm not the smartest person on earth."


 To Every young one growing up with those people on your back.  Remember you all are smart!!


 You may put forth an effort that scores you an A in English, but you're terrible at math.  English may bring you satisfaction but Science you can't pass.  Your 110% may go into Occupational Education-(OE) class but you don't dig Biology.  Your parents are proud of their young one and gives you $100 for the A you made in that OE class.  They know that's your goal you want to pursue.  They know that's what you're best at.  You have come to realize cooking is your game so that BIG UNIVERSITY is not on your map.  You may say, "Forget college" as you head to trade school.  Then you become the owner of a restaurant and a great cook.


   i'm terrible at English and horrible at math.  Can't stand biology and awful at science.  But history is my thing.  i really enjoy Black History, War History, Biblical History and Slavery History.  Put me in front of A&E, Animal Channel, History Channel, Military Channel, National Geographic Channel, Discovery Channel,  Planet Green Channel and MSNBC.  Don't bother me until the power goes out." 


  But when i think about being told, "i'm not the smartest person in the universe", i say to myself, 


  The Greatest goal i've had for 21 years, i accomplished it.  That goal was a record deal.  i've been working on some tracks that i've been asked to put in a movie.  "So i am a smart man in what i do best." 


   Then i got into filming. i've been in film for about 5 years.  Seriously focusing about 2yrs.  Lost focus on my goal in filming but picked it back up in February of this year (2011).  i put those goals back into my hands and within the last 4 months I have produced a film trailer.  it has gotten me a signed deal with an Agency, Producer and a Production Company.  I'm not doing janitorial work or mowing their lawns,  they love the film concepts i have put into their hands.  "i guess that's something else i do best. . . Success."


    "Make sure you don't lose focus in what you want to do.  if you become a garbage truck drive, be the best at it, realizing you are a neccessity.  if you become a scientist, secretary, house maid or a Doctor.  Remember that you are a must.  Let no one pull down your dreams, your goals and your self-esteem.  You also are the best."


  To those who say, "Funk's not smart."  I'm going to have to disagree with you. "Pick up my guitar and show me what an Aadd9 is."  I'm just saying.


 If you see any mistakes you must not have been listening to me, "i'm terrible at English!!!!!"  


   And I'm off the mic. . . 





Much Love, Honor and Respect
Funk

SEND OUR JAIL PRISONERS TO WAR!!!

   Why don't US bring back the military and take my advice!!!!!  Why can't US just send all of our Prisoner's into Afghanistan,  Libya, Iraq or wherever we have war.  I disagree with war but I feel it would help save innocent military veterans and save our tax money.  The prisoners can pay back to the US what they have taken away.


   EX. Meet John Doe
-Joe Doe has been sentenced to 5yrs to Life.
-We will send John over into war torn area's where the US is involved in war.
-John must have a special ID to return to the USA.
-If he is not given that ID upon returning, he can not escape back into the US.
-Let John live in the line of fire,  dig the trenches, dodge bombs and live in the heat.  Don't set up their living quarters, let them live in tents while using magazines to fan as their air conditioner. etc. . .
-If John wants to escape let him go.  They don't like Americans anyway so he will get lynched.
-I feel they will learn Respect for themselves,  Respect for others and the Respect for freedom.
-Upon return into the US they will realize the joy of freedom and become an honest tax paying US Citizen.  If not, send them back and make it worse on them.  Then they will live in a 8X10 with only 23 hrs of sunlight.
-The ones who have only years left in prison, bring them back into the US and put them in the strawberry and orange fields. Put them in infrastructure work.  Let this be their rehab to prepare them to become respectful US citizens upon release.  Don't take the jobs from the tax paying construction working citizens. Give them a raise and give them other jobs in that field. US complains about immigrants, that will keep them from coming because they have no jobs.
-Let the new comers of the Military protect the board.
-Knowing how survival is difficult in the US, after being released, some prisoners will want to stay over there.
-They need no steak and Lobster.  Keep giving them bread and H2O.
-Separate their living quarters by the time they have to remain in prison.
-When it's time for them to return to the US, they will be returned by the military with the proper papers to return into the US.  Upon release into society, they will go to the fields and infrastructure work for their rehabilitation.
- Give the prisoners money to the military veterans.  Let them get back on their feet and to get their needs. They will no longer have to work again.
-We can get US back on its feet with the money we save from keeping up prisons camps in the US.
-Help our senior citizens
-Help us get free insurance
-Help those low income families
-Get the jobless ones back on their feet.




  Forward this blog.  Let the word get to the gov't.  I'm serious!!!




  This really pisses me off.  I'm off the mic . . .

   and I'm off the mic. . .


 Much Love, Honor and Respect

My Friend had "Sex with a Dog?

  I have a friend that is one of the most Beautiful Women in the World.  Trust me.  She thinks that sex with "dogs" is ok.  You and I know it's wrong and I try my best to tell her that she is disrespecting herself and her Temple (body).  She knows it's wrong and has even gone to a shrink about it.  She has great friends that hang with her.  We can't stand it because we try to help her but she doesn't listen.  We will not even go into her house because we do not want to be involved in the nasty vibes he gives it.  There has been times she has gone to the dr cause she stated itching.  We told her he probably brought something home.  She shouldn't be sleeping with him anyway.  He might have brought a disease into the house.  Yuck!!  But she still sleeps in the bed with him.  As soon as she opens the door he comes running and they start kissing on one another. She actually kisses him in the mouth.  It's sicking not knowing he could have given her something last time.  A lot of times we get there and you can tell in his eyes that he has done something wrong but he's trying to hide it.  She doesn't see what we see.  There has been times when she gets mad at him, kicks him out of the house and want let him back in.  But like always, he's at the door crying and begging to get back in.  Her neighbors get tired of it sometimes and call the cops on him.  Cops say, "You're either gonna have to let him in ma'am or we're gonna take him in."  But she always tell the cops everything is ok."  Then she lets him back in."  He runs, sticks his lip out and then she's back with him.  One time he snuck out of the house and was gone for days.  She told us she was gonna get counseling and would never let him back in.  We told her that all he does is lay around and takes her money.   She knows what she's doing is wrong.  We take her home and there he was on the porch.  He couldn't get back into the window he jumped out of so he waited on her.  We were surprised the neighbors didn't call the cops on him.  Sometimes he goes over the neighbors house just to suck up to them.   It makes Sharie look bad because they think he's not that bad.  Now they call the cops when they hear a high female voice scream from her apartment.  But we're trying to get her away from him and end their relationship.  But anyway,

      Attention my Beautiful Black Sista's:
  His name is Jermain.  6'3 around 189lbs.  He has no job and wears gold teeth.  Lives in New Jersey.  Tattoo's all over his body.  Make sure You watch out for this dog Sista's, there is no love in his heart.

and I'm off the mic. . . 


    Much Love, Honor and Respect
  Funkface

"I'm tired of being black."

  i was approached with the comment, "I'm tired of being Black."  The comment was made by a young Black Brotha' who blames society because his success hasn't come in 1 day.  He asked me,  "Why do Black People battle one another to make it to the top?  We fight to make it to the top of success."  I responded, "That's what we have been taught."  Our minds are not set to make it to the top of corporate America.  We are set to make the 2nd string position because we feel that we can't be 1st string.  We want to be the quarterback because we have lack in faith towards being the coach.  So why can't we work hard to make it to the top?  Remember we have to respect the Brotha' who has worked hard for the position.  He's now the coach.  Why can't we wish the Brotha' the best towards his accomplishment?   He may be able to put your name in the huddle to get the job as the quarterback.  So remember, there is good in everyone.  You have to overlook what's bad and fight to be the best.  The Coaches position may be open tomorrow.


   "There is no good, better or best, just different."




   and I'm off the mic . . . 


Much Love, Honor and Respect
   Funkface

My Lil' Brotha' Produced this!

  Very Proud of my-(Funkface) Brotha's (Hands) Job. Well Done Big Hands
I Love You Buddy




Film Produced, Filmed and Edited by 
       Hands "The Supa Producer".
   
 Copyrights The Dragon Tail "2011"














Film not Affiliated with Enter@ctuality Media.  

WEINER'S. WEENER IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS! EMPLOYMENT & EDUCATION IS!!(

   Here we go again. . . . . What goes on in your office is your business!  The restaurant you purchased your hot dog at will have to take care of  you if you become poisoned.
 
     "Weiner.  Your Hot Dog is none of my business.  Don't apologize to me.  Just hope your wife keeps you."

  America loves to get sidetracked on the most dumb things.  What our people in office (gov't) do is also called employment.
     If we screw up at our place of employment we're fired, replaced the next day and the production hasn't lost its focus.  The BIG WHEELS up top still get the rent for their $12 million home.  They don't stop and point fingers and gossip. They make sure the stay on top to make their peak.

    Americans have Employment and Education problems but our gov't wants to battle amongst themselves to get the 1st string players off the field.  They want the 1st string draft of 2012.

   And I'm off the mic. . . .

  Much Love, Honor and Respect
    Funk


   

ADVICE: DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER #2 , "Is the new Homeland Security?"

  How does the Bathroom carry such place of strong security?  Such Privacy?  #2.  A nice and generous robber will not come into the bathroom and rob you while you are doing #2?  He'll at least wait, let you whip, thoroughly wash your hands, take a good 5-10 second look in the mirror and then scare the next load of sh*t right back out of you when you exit.  But it was very kind of him to wait.
 
    Funk's Advice:  Each time you go to the restroom, take your money into the restroom with you.  Jewelry if it's of important to you.  Once you exit the restroom make sure your money is visible in your hands.  A robber will respect this form of uncleanliness.


   and I'm off the mic. . .

  Much Love, Honor and Respect
     Funk

STOP TELLING ME MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE WRONG!!

If there is a God, I feel that He/She will judge us by our efforts put forth to search Him/Her.  People talk about Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Catholics, Buddhism etc. . .

Whoever or Whatever you conceive God to be should be your business.  If your home is your place of worship, make sure the air conditioner and heating system works well.  Even my open hearted concern for you location is none of my business.

On judgement day you will see me.  I'll be the Black Man sitting at the golden gate chillin'.  Keep your eyes open for me.  I'll have my Jimi Hendrix shirt on so he'll stop and play guitar with me.  I'll be saying, "Go ahead of me."  Reason being?  I have so many questions that God is gonna be tired of me.  He'll/She'll rest on the 2nd day this time while begging me to stop talking so much.

     I'm off the mic . . .

Much Love, Honor and Respect

  Funkface 

Mind your Religion. My Bedroom is my place of worship!!

If there is a God, I feel that He/She will judge us by our efforts put forth to search Him/Her.  People talk about Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Catholics, Buddhism etc. . .

   Whoever or Whatever you conceive God to be should be your business.  If your home is your place of worship, make sure the air conditioner and heating system works well.  Even my open hearted concern for your location is none of my business.

On judgement day you will see me.  I'll be the Black Man sitting at the golden gate chillin'.  Keep your eyes open for me.  I'll have my Jimi Hendrix shirt on so he'll stop and play guitar with me.  I'll be saying to you all, "Go ahead of me."  Reason being?  I have so many questions that God is gonna be tired of me.  He'll/She'll rest on the 2nd day this time while begging me to stop talking so much.

   So who are we to tell others their religion is a false belief? . . .  

     I'm off the mic . . .

Much Love, Honor and Respect

  Funkface 

Moms upper cut, Pops leather belt and Uncle's right cross gave me Education

     -What had happind too edukation today?
     - 2+2 = 6?
     - Shut up mom!!!
     - Our last Presadent wus. . . ummm.... ummm.
     - Name a tribe that discovered this land they call america? And what part of the land did their tribe live?
                         ummm... ummmm the Redskins? They lived in Washington?
      - Leave me alone dad!!
    
  What is wrong with our young ones today?  What is wrong with our households today?  Why do we point in the direction of the children?  Yes, they play a role in it, but what happened to the 'in household involvement'?  Where are we at today?
   I remember when we would do something bad.  Discipline went around the family.  My mom would knock our gums off if we bought home bad grades.  Maw-Maw would beat us.  My Aunt Metta would discipline us in some why or another, Uncle Frank would plunk us on the forehead if we talked back and when my Pop got home we got another beaten.  Look what it did to us:
        Meet my oldest Brother http://ejandassociates.com/.  A successful Attorney with his own Business.
        Meet my Little Brother.  He is a Successful Supervisor at a corporation that builds satelites for our
        military today.
        I am the one who decided to go in the direction of the Entertainment Industry.
  We knew what a belt was or moms right cross.  I'm not saying this form of discipline is the correct way.  I'm just letting you know how it was when I was young (the 1960's).  If I had time, I would tell you the discipline my 92 year old Maw-Maw received.  Shheesshh!!!
     Look at the families below.  These families struggled but held down their household while bringing up successful Children.  What happened?

      What happened to the Brady Bunch?
                                Here's the story of a lovely lady 
                   Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
                  All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
                            The youngest one in curls.

                     Here's the store, of a man named Brady,
                   Who was busy with three boys of his own,
                        They were four men, living all together,
                                Yet they were all alone.

                  Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
                And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
                   That this group would somehow form a family.
                  That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
                                    The Brady Bunch,

                   That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
9th person was Alice.  Remember?  

         What about the Good Times?

                   Good Times. 

         Any time you meet a payment.
                 Good Times.
         Any time you need a friend.
                 Good Times.
        Any time you're out from under.

      Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.
           Keepin' your head above water,
             Making a wave when you can.

                 Temporary lay offs.
                     Good Times.
               Easy credit rip offs.
                   Good Times.
              Scratchin' and surviving.
                   Good Times.
                 Hangin in a chow line
                   Good Times.
            Ain't we lucky we got 'em
                   Good Times.

  Do you want to talk about struggling?  This Family went though the wash but held on.

                What about All in the Family?  
          They were a middle class family who made it through hard times.

               "Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us 
             we had made, those were the days, and you know where you were then, girls 
             were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,   
            didn't need no welfare states everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle 
            ran great, those were the days!"

 1 more.  Ummmm. . . Let me see. OH!  
How about the Jefferson's?

          Well we're movin on up, 

To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in teh big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

     Do's yaw git my Poent?

Attention:  This Blog does not point in the direction of any specific race.  We all be trippin'.

I'm not perfect so you will probably count mistakes.  I'm a Disciplined man who is successful in the field I am in.  English is not my best.  History is.

   Much Love, Honor and Respect

Funkface