Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ADVICE: DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER #2 , "Is the new Homeland Security?"

  How does the Bathroom carry such place of strong security?  Such Privacy?  #2.  A nice and generous robber will not come into the bathroom and rob you while you are doing #2?  He'll at least wait, let you whip, thoroughly wash your hands, take a good 5-10 second look in the mirror and then scare the next load of sh*t right back out of you when you exit.  But it was very kind of him to wait.
 
    Funk's Advice:  Each time you go to the restroom, take your money into the restroom with you.  Jewelry if it's of important to you.  Once you exit the restroom make sure your money is visible in your hands.  A robber will respect this form of uncleanliness.


   and I'm off the mic. . .

  Much Love, Honor and Respect
     Funk

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