I Lied to You All!! I am sorry!!

Well. I want to apologize to all of my followers. I told you that I wasn't going to buy anymore books until I got caught up with the other 4. But I had an incident to occur. I was going down the street and a baby cat jumped in the road, a dodged it as a granny slipped into the road off a sidewalk. I almost stuck her. Then once I got the car back under control a police come chasing after me. I had my scanner on so I heard him call in to the operated that he was chasing, A reckless driver. As I was looking in my rear view mirror I lost control again and went down this 600 yard embankment. As I got out of the car I ran into this building and ducked behind a stack of books. I saw the officers coming my way so I ducked and they ran past me. Once I looked up it was sitting dead in my face. I was proud to call it my friend since it keep me safe from hard for about 10 minutes so they wouldn't see me. I couldn't let my friend, who saved me, stay imprisoned so I bought him, he took me to the hospital and now I'm at home with to broken legs, broke back, broken neck and scheduled to die tomorrow. But at least he brought me home and he's nice enough to read himself to me. So we'll live happily until I die. THE END....and I'm off the mic...

Please believe me....

Funkface